ANNUAL COOCHIE-EATERS DAY ~ June 9th ~
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Summer Hill Seven, 917-251-4815
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June 9, 2005
~ June 9th ~
ANNUAL COOCHIE-EATERS DAY
Summer Hill Seven
founder and author of
Notes of a Neurotic!
Thursday, June 9th, 2005, has been declared Annual Coochie-Eaters Day by author, poet and activist Summer Hill Seven. The young American author invited all citizens of the world who are so inclined to celebrate the joys of “coochie-eating”. “The purpose of these types of celebrations are to bring together people who may not know other people who share their passion because of a societal taboo against the activity. Unlike smoke-outs (for marijuana) and some other similar annual celebrations, coochie-eating is not illegal yet”, the author said today from Cedar City, Utah.
Every year henceforth, anyone who would like to come together and celebrate the joys of cunnilingus – they can look forward to 6/9 – June 9th. When asked whether the name of the celebration is potentially offensive to gay men or straight men and women that may disapprove of the act, Seven simply responded – “fuck ‘em – literally.” Adding, “this celebration will promote family values.”
When asked how best to celebrate – Summer Hill Seven said – “by respectfully indulging or reminiscing about the beauty and pleasure of coochie-eating.” Ironically Seven is in Utah finishing up work on the next book – Hang Time! – “I’ll spend the day reminiscing, my girl is out of town.”
